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One time I sat on a pen. I was in fourth grade and I had been wandering around the classroom staring at things as kids are wont to do when suddenly I had the compulsion to sit down. An impulsive child, I met this compulsion with full compliance and went back to my desk. While sitting down, I noticed a slight prick behind my knees as I leaned towards the back of the chair.

The pen had been sitting half on my seat and half off. As I sat down, it was pushed forward by my ass into my calf. I felt the pen stab into my leg and a small drop of warm blood ran into my sock. Pausing for a moment, I tried to figure out whether it hurt enough to cry. Being an attention starved only-child, I let out a scream.

Later that month my Ferret would die.

And that's the story about how I sat on a pen and then later my Ferret died.

I really hope I don't fail this capstone. I mean 425. What a big number. Good luck Y'all. Let's all hit-up specs one O' these nights.